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I've Often Liked A Girl, Made Her Laugh, And Thought She Liked Me, And Then Found Out That She Didn't Like Me That Way. I've Definitely Done Time In The Friend Zone.

You Can Make A Very Heavy And Kind Of Dangerous 3-way Shot Glass Out Of A Bowling Ball.

Sometimes It Looks Like I'm Dancing, But It's Just That I Walked Into A Spider Web.

I Think A Lot Of Stuff I Find Funny Is From Day Dreaming.

You Can Say 'thanks,' And You Can Say 'thanks A Million' - But Any Number In Between?