To Make A Squirrel Look Less Uptight,

I Just Started Doing This One-man Show, And I Wanted To Be Able To Score It, So I Bought A Guitar, And Got A Keyboard And Got A Harmonica. I Remember When I Started That I Didn't Understand Why A Harmonica Had Different Letters On Them.

I Think Since I Was Kid People Told Me That They Thought I Was Funny.

You Are Ten Times More Likely To Get Hit By A Car When The Driver Is Aiming For You.

I Don't Want To Be My Own Boss. I Want To Be My Own Colleague.

I Think The Most Annoying Language Is A Tie Between All The Ones I Don't Know How To Speak.