I Am A Mystery Wrapped In An

If You Remove A Treehouse From A Tree, Than It's Just A Shitty House. Sometimes When I'm In A Shitty House, I Like To Imagine That It's In A Tree, Than It's Like Woah, This House Is Amazing.

Parades Are Man's Attempt To Make Traffic Exciting.

A Mobile Home With A Flat Tire Is A Home.

I Think It's Cool When An Ex-girlfriend Becomes An Xl Girlfriend.

I Like Birthdays Because We Celebrate Life With Cakes. It's So Cool. Sometimes When I See A Baby, I'm Like That Much More Cake In The World. But Then When Someone Dies, I'm Like The Cake Streak Is Over.