If You Have A Lair Then You

Vampire Fad Just Won't Die. Makes Sense, I Guess.

A Squirrel Is The Same As A Can, When There's A Bb Gun In My Hand. Can't You See That I Am Just A Man? With Distinctions... And Comparisons.

If You Stretched The Average Person's Intestines Out From End To End, It Would Make Them Scream A Lot.

If You Are Wearing A Bandana You Better Have Something Wise To Say, Because You Are Starting With A Credibility Deficit.

I Still Like Paper Books. Like, Book Is A Flammable Object. After You Read It, You Could Use It To Get Warm. Or It Could Become A Pile Of Napkins.