Mosquito Bites Jesus, Receives Communion.

I Think A Lot Of Stuff I Find Funny Is From Day Dreaming.

Yes, Okay, It's Cool To Be Quirky, Maybe, On The Side. Do Some Puzzles, Make Puzzles, Whatever, Learn How To Ride A Unicycle. That's Cool When It's On The Side And You Have A Plan. What Happens When You Remove The Plan? What You're Left With Is A Guy Who Likes To Do Anagrams. And Doesn't Have A Job... Sweet, That's A Catch.

Palindromes Are The Number One Conversation Stopper, Like Party Killer, I Think I've Ever Seen.

I Was Making Pancakes The Other Day And A Fly Flew Into The Kitchen. And That's When I Realized That A Spatula Is A Lot Like A Fly-swatter. And A Crushed Fly Is A Lot Like A Blueberry. And A Roommate Is A Lot Like A Fly Eater.

A Large Portion Of The Earth's Land Area Is Taken Up By Old Varsity Jackets.