Mosquito Bites Jesus, Receives Communion.

Statistics Indicate That The Average American Is A Guy Named Brian Who Lives In Ohio.

When I First Heard The Term 'training Bra,' I Was Freaked Out. I Was Pretty Young And I Said, 'did You Just Say Training Bra? They're Training Their Chests? I Had No Idea.' See Some Lady, Her Boobs Are Everywhere. 'what's Her Deal?' Those Are Untrained Titties.

I Like Stand-up. But I'd Also Like A Family And House And A Yard. I Want To Work With A Lot Of People, Have Colleagues; And On Good Film Sets, There's People There That Work With The Same People For Years And Years. I Love That Collaborative Spirit In That Medium. Comedy Is A Lot More Solitary.

The Bird, The Bee, The Running Child Are All The Same To The Sliding Glass Door.

Halloween's My Favorite Holiday Because You Don't Have To Spend It With Your Family.