Mosquito Bites Jesus, Receives Communion.

If I Could Control The Behavior Of Fat Guys I Would Make Them Ride Mopeds More Often.

When Someone Asks You The Question 'are You Ticklish' It Doesn't Matter If You Say Yes Or No, Cause They're Going To Touch You. If Someone Asks If You're Ticklish And You Don't Want To Be Touched You Should Something Like 'i Have Diarrhea, Now Don't Touch Me Cause You'll Make It Come Out... And Yes I'm Very Ticklish'.

Whenever I Throw Caution To The Wind I Make Sure I'm Facing The Right Way So That It Doesn't Blow Back And Hit Me In My Face.

I Don't Usually Fly In First Class, But I Fart In First Class.

Have A Great Day. Note: Does Not Apply To My Enemies.