Mosquito Bites Jesus, Receives Communion.

I Wonder If, As A Society, We Will Ever Be Able To Call Someone A Jive Tofurkey.

I Always Wanted To Do A Movie, Because I Love The Movies. They Give You A Chance To Have An Intimacy With Your Audience That Is Different From Stand Up. With Movies, You Can Bring The Audience In With A Close Up, And Emote In A Different Way.

I Think Since I Was Kid People Told Me That They Thought I Was Funny.

How Fast Does A Zebra Have To Run Before It Looks Gray.

Game, Set, Match Equals Tennis. Set, Match, Run Equals Arson.