Mosquito Bites Jesus, Receives Communion.

I Keep A Lighter In My Back Pocket All The Time. I'm Not A Smoker, I Just Really Like Certain Songs.

There Is Also A Beast, A Beast Of Strange Dimensions. He Has The Head Of A Horse And The Body Of A Man Who Needs A Lot Of Attention. He Represents Me In College: I Was A Dork-ataur.

The Pursuit Of Happiness: It Sure Seems To Like A Good Chase, Doesn't It?

I Went Whale Watching Once. It Was Very Similar To Watching People On A Boat Become Disappointed.

A Human Head Looks The Least Scary When It Is Attached.