Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Being Watched,

I Think They Should Put Pies On The Fronts Of Trains, So That When They Hit Something It's At Least A Little Bit Funny.

The Boomerang Is Australia's Chief Export (and Then Import).

Futon World - A Wonderful Place That Becomes Slowly Less Comfortable Over Time.

I Wanna Make A Jigsaw Puzzle That's 40,000 Pieces. And When You Finish It, It Says 'go Outside.'

Easy Way To Make Someone Sound Less Powerful, Just Put Dj In Front Of Their Name... ..dj Abraham Lincoln