A Power Nap, Is When You Sleep

A Large Portion Of The Earth's Land Area Is Taken Up By Old Varsity Jackets.

This Is A Pie Chart About Procrastination.

A Straw Enables You To Drink Without Using Your Wrist. A Straw Is Your Friend - Until You Lose Eye Contact With The Straw. Then It Will Betray You And Make You Look Like An Idiot.

When I Look Up At The Clouds I See So Many Animals, Mostly Sheep Who Have Lost Their Limbs And Heads.

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.