'dammit I'm Mad' Is 'dammit I'm Mad'

I Wasn't Even A Big Comedy Nerd. A Lot Of The Comedians I Know - A Lot Of My Friends Are Comedians - They Knew A Lot About Comedy Growing Up.

Regarding The Marching Band: How Much More Interesting It Would Be To See A Creeping Band.

I Tend To Avoid Televisions, Politics, And Places With Velvet Ropes.

I Have An Air Mattress. It's Great Because If Someone Tries To Suffocate Me In Bed I Can Just Poke A Hole In It And Use It To Stay Alive.

I Keep A Lighter In My Back Pocket All The Time. I'm Not A Smoker, I Just Really Like Certain Songs.