'dammit I'm Mad' Is 'dammit I'm Mad'

I Was Eating Some Candy And Looked On The Wrapper, And It Said Made From Natural And Artificial Flavors. You Could Just Say Flavors.

I Think My Favorite Sound Is The Sound Of Someone Not Playing The Bongos.

Saying, 'i'm Sorry' Is The Same As Saying, 'i Apologize.' Except At A Funeral.

If You Have A Lair Then You Are Probably Not A Good Person.

If You Have A Lip Ring Try Hanging Some Tiny Keys From It. This Will Make You Look Even More Interesting.