'dammit I'm Mad' Is 'dammit I'm Mad'

Sometimes It Looks Like I'm Dancing, But It's Just That I Walked Into A Spider Web.

Everybody Knew That You Should Never Provoke A Rattlesnake, Much Less Tie It Into A Bow. But That Didn't Stop Judd. What Did Stop Him Was The Rattlesnake.

Timing Is Everything. That's A Cliche. Now. If I'd Said That A Long Time Ago, I'd Have Been Original.

I Was Student Council President In High School, And Even In Law School, I Was Vice-president Of The Student Bar Association.

I Like People, For A Little While.