Another Term For Balloon Is Bad Breath

I Need To Develop Some Patience - Immediately.

The Reason You Often Get In Comedy Is Because You're Not Getting Laid.

You Know What's The Greatest Part Of Anything Ever In The History Of Everything? Exaggeration. No, Wait; It's Correcting Yourself. No, Better Yet, It's Making Lists.

A Large Portion Of The Earth's Land Area Is Taken Up By Old Varsity Jackets.

I Think It Would Be Frustrating To Be A Match Maker. "what Do You Do?" "i'm A Match Maker" "aw, That's Really Romantic" "no, Umm... I Actually... Never Mind"