I'm A Body Builder, But I Don't

Like A Lot Of People, I’ve Always Enjoyed Commenting On Strangers’ Outfits. Unlike A Lot Of People, I Now Had A New Megaphone To Do It With. And, Let Me Tell You, Commenting On People’s Hilarious Clothing Choices Through A Megaphone Makes It So Much Better.

It Feels Like Every Day Or Two, People On Twitter And The Internet Are Outraged About Something.

I Wonder If It's Rude For A Deaf Person To Talk With Food In Their Hands.

I Don't Have To Kill Myself, Time Is Going To Do That.

I Am Sometimes Referred To As Excuse Me In An Annoyed Tone Of Voice, Because Apparently I Am In The Way. I Am So Sorry. I Am Supposed To Be Some Sort Of Mind Reader, I Guess. I Am Moving Out Of The Way Now As Slowly As I Possibly Can. I Am Doing This And There's Nothing You Can Do About It.