I Like To Approach Every Day Like

If I Ever Die, I Want It To Be Cause I Got Hit By A Car Saving A Kid.

I'm Fortunate To Know A Lot Of Incredibly Talented People, And They All Want To Be A Penguin.

Soon, I'm Going To Meet Somebody Around My Own Age, And She's Going To Be Smart And Beautiful, And I'm Going To Date Her Daughter.

Concerned We're In A Time Where Politicians Can't Even Fake Sincerity. Aren't They Supposed To Be Good At That?

My Dad Told Me If I Was Ever Intimidated By Anyone, Just Picture Them With Their Clothes Off. He Said That's How He Dealt With My Mom.