Soon, I'm Going To Meet Somebody Around

I Become A Chameleon For Wherever I Am.

The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows His Way Around The Neighborhood.

The Favorite Method Of Vice Is To Diss All Responsibility Be Work Or Social, Go Off By Myself, And Enjoy A Good Steak And A Great Glass Of Wine. Oh Yeah, And My Kids Are There Too.

I'm A Believer That When One Door Closes Another One Opens. But Why Does The One Opening Always Hit Me Full-speed-knob-first Into My Nuts?

I Just Had A Pedicure. My Feet Are Soft Like A Baby's Behind. If His Ass Was Covered In Calluses.