Soon, I'm Going To Meet Somebody Around

My Dad's Like, If Your Mom And I Are Having Sex And We Videotape It And She Falls Out Of Bed Funny, Can I Win Ten-thousand Dollars?

It Think Acceptance Levels Sort Of Swings Back And Forth. Like In The 60's There Was A Lot More Freedom With Sex That Doesn't Exist Today. Language Has Gotten Pushed A Bit Farther And Violence Is Way Far Out.

My Father Once Told Me, And It's Stuck With Me To This Day: As You Walk Through Life, Every Time You Fart It Pushes You Forward.

When Someone You Love Is Hurting, If It Was Possible, You'd Want To Take Their Pain For Them. But Do I Really Want Cramps And Sore Boobs?

It's 103 Comedians, Or However Many It Is, And How Would Everyone Tell It. It's Enough People Of Substance That It Makes You Think Of The People Who Aren't There That Are Alive.