A Good Way To Keep Your Relationship

I Can't Do Negative, Needy, Or Narcissistic Anymore. Oh Wait, I Can Still Do The Last One, Aw Nuts.

I'm Completely Changing My Diet. My Nutritionist Recommends I Must Now Stop Eating Food I Have Already Eliminated.

Just Went To A Lovely Catholic Wedding. I Need A Drink. They Didn't Even Offer Us Water. Well They Did, But It Was Holy Water.

My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi. She Walks Around In Diapers And Won't Eat.

Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In. Wise Men Are So Slow.