Concerned We're In A Time Where Politicians

Found A Bunch Of Old Shower Caps In My House. Was Gonna Throw Them Out But Realized They Make Excellent Porta Potties For Long Road Trips.

Around Comics, I've Always Been Known For, Oh, That's Not Dirty, This Is Dirty.

I Can't Do Negative, Needy, Or Narcissistic Anymore. Oh Wait, I Can Still Do The Last One, Aw Nuts.

I'm Psyched About What I Can Contribute That Can Be Meaningful To Myself And To Others.

Saw A Man In Whole Foods Yelling At His Son, What Are You Doing?! You Know I Don't Eat Bread!! Is There Such A Thing As Health Food Abuse?