Some People Rely On Rumors And Gossip

I Don't Like To Drink Alone 'cause There's Nobody To Fight With.

I Just Had A Pedicure. My Feet Are Soft Like A Baby's Behind. If His Ass Was Covered In Calluses.

Oil Is Sixty Dollars A Barrel. There Are Terrorists Everywhere. We Have A Catastrophe In Our World Every Ten Minutes. I Don't Know How Anybody's Getting Through Anything. Right Now, People Just Need To Be Entertained.

My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi. She Walks Around In Diapers And Won't Eat.

I'm Psyched About What I Can Contribute That Can Be Meaningful To Myself And To Others.