Found A Bunch Of Old Shower Caps

I Love Watching People Get Hit In The Crotch. But Only If They Get Back Up. If Their Teeth Are Bleeding, If They're Really Hurt, If An Ambulance Has To Come, I'm Not Laughing.

Nothing Worse Than A Piece Of Dried Out Fish.

My Confidence Wavers Between Being Genuine And Being Insecure.

Oil Is Sixty Dollars A Barrel. There Are Terrorists Everywhere. We Have A Catastrophe In Our World Every Ten Minutes. I Don't Know How Anybody's Getting Through Anything. Right Now, People Just Need To Be Entertained.

I Don't Censor Myself, But I Don't Want To Force My Sick-skewed Version Of The World, Either.