The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows

A Good Way To Keep Your Relationship Together Is Not To Scream In Terror When You See Your Partner Naked.

Concerned We're In A Time Where Politicians Can't Even Fake Sincerity. Aren't They Supposed To Be Good At That?

Think Well Of Yourself And Others Will Too. Unless Those Others Are In Government, Banking, Or Show Business.

There Was This Whole Middle Time That Only Chris Rock Came Out Of, You Know, 10 Years Ago It Was Chris And A Few Other People, But That's About It. Chris Is In A Class Of His Own; I Don't See Another Comedian Who I Put In High Regard As Him.

Around Comics, I've Always Been Known For, Oh, That's Not Dirty, This Is Dirty.