The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows

My Girlfriend Just Told Me I Am One Of The Smartest People She Knows. I Told Her, You Need To Meet Other People.

I Have The Brain Of A German Shepherd And The Body Of A 16-year-old Boy; They’re Both In My Car And I Want You To See Them

The Secret To Raising Children Is To Love Them... And Teach Them To Operate In A Way You Can Tolerate Them The Best.

I'm Psyched About What I Can Contribute That Can Be Meaningful To Myself And To Others.

I Don't Censor Myself, But I Don't Want To Force My Sick-skewed Version Of The World, Either.