A Lot Of The Comedians Don't Even

My Favorite Dylan Song? I Think It's 'just Like A Woman.' It Always Makes Me Cry.

My Dad's Like, If Your Mom And I Are Having Sex And We Videotape It And She Falls Out Of Bed Funny, Can I Win Ten-thousand Dollars?

I Just Did A Play In New York Which Has Been My Best Experience That Ive Had For Maybe Ever. It Was Paul Weitzs Play Called Privilege And I Was In New York For Three Months.

It's Okay To Get Stoned, As Long As Its Not By Other People.

Some Dead People Said Smart Stuff.