My Dad's Like, If Your Mom And

My Mom Told Me She Thinks A Man In The Market Felt Her Up Today. I Asked, Where Did He Touch You? She Said, On My Knee, Bobby.

Most People Argue Over Who's Right, Not About What The Truth Is.

I Have The Brain Of A German Shepherd And The Body Of A 16-year-old Boy; They’re Both In My Car And I Want You To See Them

I Am Stressed Because Once I Am Flattened Out So Thin To Be Able To Slide Under A Doorway, I May Never Be Able To Ever Be Unflattened So I Could Be Regular Sized Again.

I Was In A Supermarket And I Saw Paul Newman's Face On Salad Dressing And Spaghetti Sauce....i Thought He Was Missing.