If I Ever Die, I Want It

I Wouldn't Hurt A Flea. I'd Finger A Spider Though.

Stop It, Stop Lighting Your Butthol On Fire, And Everybody Listen To Me. If You Light Your Ass On Fire, I Hope You Have Boxers Or A Filter Of Somekind, Because If Your A Bareass Person. Not A Lot Of People Have Done This. Stop It. This Is Why. You Can Cauterize Your Asshole Shut, So When You Fart It Has Nowhere To Go And You Can Have A Fart Attack.

I Was On Entourage Last Week Smoking A Bong And Making Out With Hookers And I Did Show Them That Before, Cause It Wasn't A Hard 'r' Cause A Lot Of People Are Watching That Show That They Know, Not My Little One - She's 12, But Very Sophisticated So It's An Unusual Case.

If 'what Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger,' How Do You Explain Zombies?

It's Smart To Marry Your Yoga Teacher So When You Get Divorced You Know How To Go Down On Yourself.