I'm Fortunate To Know A Lot Of

Nothing Worse Than A Piece Of Dried Out Fish.

I Have No Plan Except To Take Care Of The People I Love.

I Wouldn't Hurt A Flea. I'd Finger A Spider Though.

Ladies, Apologies, But Isn't 'vintage' Just Used Stuff?

Full House Was A Show That Was Done For Ten-year-olds. The Critics Hated It. They Said Terrible, Terrible Things About It. But It Should Have Been Reviewed By Ten-year-olds. That's Who It Was Made For. They Loved It. And If They Loved It, Great. Why The Hell Does A Fifty-year-old Guy Working At A Big Newspaper Have To Tell Me I'm A Piece Of Crap?