I Get To Be The First Doctor

If The Studios Paid The Artists, How Would They Ever Be Able To Afford The Executives?

At Cambridge, You Have To Kiss The Vice-chancellor's Fingers. But I Missed Out On That, 'cause I Was Doing A Matinee. I Don't Want To Kiss A Strange Man's Fingers Anyway.

Many Years Ago I Also Bought A House In Provence For About 70,000 Francs. It Had No Electricity Or Running Water, And No Road Leading To The House, But Gradually We Made Improvements. It's My Escape And I Love It.

If You're Famous, You Have To [be Overly Generous], Otherwise People Say, "eric Idle Came In And Only Left Me $4." I Always Tip More Than People Expect.

You Get Interviewed When You're Out Promoting Something.