My Wife, Tania, Is Very Big On

I Think Comedy's Often The Little And The Large, Isn't It?

You Could Write A Joke In The Pub At Lunchtime And Watch It Performed On Television That Evening.

I Won't Read Scripts Because I Have A Limited Amount Of Time. Why Should I Help Other People Do Lame Stuff When I Can Just Go Out And Put On Lame Stuff Of My Own?

You Initially Become Funny As A Kid Because You're Looking For Attention And Love. Psychologists Think That's All To Do With Mother Abandonment. I Think John Cleese Has His Depressions, And Terry Gilliam's The Same. All Of Us Together Make One Completely Insane Person.

People Who Are Interested In Money Are Really Uninteresting People. They Look Like Donald Trump.