Reading Alan Zweibel Makes Me Laugh Out

We Learnt A Lot Because We Got In With Real Choreographers Who Tell You What They Need From A Song, Because A Song Has To Advance The Story. Then Real Directors Like Mike Nichols Tell You Where You Can Have 'b Themes' And 'c Themes', And We Go Oh Yes, B Themes And C Themes! So We Were Taught In The Finest School Amongst The Finest People. And Also By The School Of Experience.

Writers Tend To Suffer From Back Problems Because They Spend Their Time Bent Over A Desk.

People Can Tell The Truth Much More Freely When They're Apparently Lying.

They're A Typical Hollywood Audience. All The Kids Are On Drugs And All The Adults Are On Roller Skates.

I'm Not Careful With My Money At All These Days. I Buy People A Lot Of Dinners!