Writers Tend To Suffer From Back Problems

When I Was 23 I Started Writing For I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again And Was Paid Three Guineas For Every Minute's Airtime.

I Get To Be The First Doctor In The Family [because Of The Honorary Degree They're Giving Me].

There's Animals Like Us Existing And Thinking And Giving Interviews On Australian Television.

Life Is A Comedy When Watching And A Tragedy When Experiencing. I Try And Share Anything I Have.

I Will Jump On Anybody's Private Plane At The Drop Of A Hat. I'm An Old-fashioned Lower-middle-class Boy.