Writers Tend To Suffer From Back Problems

You Could Write A Joke In The Pub At Lunchtime And Watch It Performed On Television That Evening.

My Father, Who Was A Sergeant In The Raf During The Second World War, Was Killed In A Hitchhiking Accident While Returning Home On Compassionate Leave. As A Result, My Mother Had To Get Work, As A Nurse, And At Seven The Raf Put Me Into A Boarding School And Ex-orphanage Called The Royal Wolverhampton School.

Executives Do Not On The Whole Do Well With Comedy. They Can't Understand It, They Can't Read It, They Can't Spot It.

Pattycake, Pattycake, Baker's Man; Good Morning, Madam, I'm A Psychiatrist

I Didn't Want To Be Big Mr. Ego Walking Around.