I Never Pay Any Attention To Figures.

I've Always Found Bad Films More Enjoyable Than Good Ones.

When I Was 23 I Started Writing For I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again And Was Paid Three Guineas For Every Minute's Airtime.

I Got Locked Into A Tradition [at Cambridge] Of Doing Comedy.

I Won't Read Scripts Because I Have A Limited Amount Of Time. Why Should I Help Other People Do Lame Stuff When I Can Just Go Out And Put On Lame Stuff Of My Own?

The Minister Of Transport Issued This Appeal To Motorists: Can Anyone Give Him A Lift To Leicester?