When I Was 23 I Started Writing

I Never Think In Terms Of Target Audience. I Try To Write What Makes Me Laugh, So I'm The Target Audience. I Guess I Just Hope There's Another Person In America Like Me.

Don't Want To Turn Into Mini-me.

What's Brown And Sounds Like A Bell? Dung!

I Think Comedy's Often The Little And The Large, Isn't It?

At Cambridge, You Have To Kiss The Vice-chancellor's Fingers. But I Missed Out On That, 'cause I Was Doing A Matinee. I Don't Want To Kiss A Strange Man's Fingers Anyway.