When I Was 23 I Started Writing

Life Has A Very Simple Plot: First You're Here And Then You're Not.

Know What I Mean? Eh, Eh, Nudge Nudge, Say No More?

I Don't Necessarily Know Much About Comedy, I Don't Spend A Lot Of Time Watching It. Mainly Because All My Life For About 50 Years I've Had Comedy.

I Will Jump On Anybody's Private Plane At The Drop Of A Hat. I'm An Old-fashioned Lower-middle-class Boy.

I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just Vestigially Left Over From Doing Stuff From Before.