Americans Like To Think 'python' Is How

I Get To Be The First Doctor In The Family [because Of The Honorary Degree They're Giving Me].

Writers Tend To Suffer From Back Problems Because They Spend Their Time Bent Over A Desk.

I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be Dinner Time.

If Anything Can Survive The Probe Of Humour It Is Clearly Of Value, And Conversely All Groups Who Claim Immunity From Laughter Are Claiming Special Privileges Which Should Not Be Granted.

Know What I Mean? Eh, Eh, Nudge Nudge, Say No More?