Subversion Is What I Do.

Elvis Saved My Life When I Was 13 Or 14. He Saved All Our Lives.

I Live In A Spanish-style Hillside Home In Los Angeles, California. I Paid $900,000 In 1995. It's Perhaps Worth About $3m Now. Thankfully, I Paid Off My Mortgage Before The Crash Because I Could See It Coming. I Worried That I Would Be Caught Having To Pay Off A Very High Mortgage For A House I Couldn't Sell.

Many Years Ago I Also Bought A House In Provence For About 70,000 Francs. It Had No Electricity Or Running Water, And No Road Leading To The House, But Gradually We Made Improvements. It's My Escape And I Love It.

Life Doesn't Make Any Sense, And We All Pretend It Does. Comedy's Job Is To Point Out That It Doesn't Make Sense, And That It Doesn't Make Much Difference Anyway.

Life Took Over 4 Billion Years To Evolve Into You, And You've About 70 More Years To Enjoy It. Don't Just Pursue Happiness, Catch It.