I Hate Movies. They're So Boring. So

The Minister Of Transport Issued This Appeal To Motorists: Can Anyone Give Him A Lift To Leicester?

The Next Step Will Be For The Colonists On Mars To Throw Off The Hand Of The United States. There Will Be This Wonderful Historical Irony. When The People On Mars Write A Declaration Of Independence Saying, 'we Hold These Truths To Be Self-evident...', The Us Will Be Rather Pissed Off.

I Like Doing Live Things And Plays. You Can Perfect The Laugh Or Extend The Laugh, You Can Get Them On A Roll. Versus Improv, Which I Hate. Put It All Together. They're More Vignettes. Improv Makes Me Slightly Anxious Because I Feel For Them.

So It Became In My Mind A Nine-carol Service; An Oratorio And Orchestral Concert All In One, But With Narration. That's Something I've Learned About, Because It's The Story That Keeps You In There. I Wrote A Libretto And I Gave It To John Du Prez. We Normally Don't Work In This Fashion But I Said Off You Go, And He Went Off For About Three Months. He Brought Me Back This Demo Which Blew My Mind.

I Interviewed Matt [stone] And Trey [parker], Actually, And I Got To Ask Them Questions. I Love Them Deeply Because They Appeared Dressed As J-lo And Someone Else [who Had Worn The Same Scandalous Dresses The Year Before At The Oscars]. They Confessed They Were On Acid.