One Of The Reasons We Moved To

Life Took Over 4 Billion Years To Evolve Into You, And You've About 70 More Years To Enjoy It. Don't Just Pursue Happiness, Catch It.

The Next Step Will Be For The Colonists On Mars To Throw Off The Hand Of The United States. There Will Be This Wonderful Historical Irony. When The People On Mars Write A Declaration Of Independence Saying, 'we Hold These Truths To Be Self-evident...', The Us Will Be Rather Pissed Off.

You Could Write A Joke In The Pub At Lunchtime And Watch It Performed On Television That Evening.

I Listen To The Audience And Try And Bounce With Them. All Audiences Are Different. But They Are All Homo Sapiens.

My Father, Who Was A Sergeant In The Raf During The Second World War, Was Killed In A Hitchhiking Accident While Returning Home On Compassionate Leave. As A Result, My Mother Had To Get Work, As A Nurse, And At Seven The Raf Put Me Into A Boarding School And Ex-orphanage Called The Royal Wolverhampton School.