John Cleese Once Told Me He'd Do

To Me, The Musical Is Best When It's A Musical Comedy. So If You Have A Very, Very Funny Show, And Very Good, Funny Songs, That's What The Musical Does Best.

Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones, But Words Will Make Me Go In A Corner And Cry By Myself For Hours.

Know What I Mean? Eh, Eh, Nudge Nudge, Say No More?

I Listen To The Audience And Try And Bounce With Them. All Audiences Are Different. But They Are All Homo Sapiens.

I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just Vestigially Left Over From Doing Stuff From Before.