John Cleese Once Told Me He'd Do

Elvis Saved My Life When I Was 13 Or 14. He Saved All Our Lives.

I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be Dinner Time.

I Will Jump On Anybody's Private Plane At The Drop Of A Hat. I'm An Old-fashioned Lower-middle-class Boy.

Monty Python Only Became Valuable When It Was Sold To Public Broadcasting Service (pbs) In America. They Didn't Pay Much Either, But The Series Has Been Shown Repeatedly, Which Led To Lucrative Tapes, Cds And Dvds.

Many Years Ago I Also Bought A House In Provence For About 70,000 Francs. It Had No Electricity Or Running Water, And No Road Leading To The House, But Gradually We Made Improvements. It's My Escape And I Love It.