I Don't Invest In The Stock Market,

I Try To Not To Be A Celebrity As Much As Possible.

We Destroy Icons - That's What We Do.

Reading Alan Zweibel Makes Me Laugh Out Loud. And Yet It Is Not A Particularly Funny Name.

I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just Vestigially Left Over From Doing Stuff From Before.

I Love Being An Older Comic Now. It's Like Being An Old Soccer Or An Old Baseball Player. You're In The Hall Of Fame And It's Nice, But You're No Longer That Person In The Limelight On The Spot Doing That Thing.