I Pay Taxes In Three Countries, But

If Anything Can Survive The Probe Of Humour It Is Clearly Of Value, And Conversely All Groups Who Claim Immunity From Laughter Are Claiming Special Privileges Which Should Not Be Granted.

To Me, The Musical Is Best When It's A Musical Comedy. So If You Have A Very, Very Funny Show, And Very Good, Funny Songs, That's What The Musical Does Best.

Learn To Trust Yourself. That's Very Vital. ... Just Stand With Yourself. Remember, In His Lifetime, Van Gogh Sold Only Two Paintings. I Personally Sold Even Fewer.

I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just Vestigially Left Over From Doing Stuff From Before.

When, In 1966, I Progressed To The Frost Report, I Was Paid Ten Guineas A Minute. I Was Guaranteed Three Minutes A Week, So This Was Good Money.