Don't Want To Turn Into Mini-me.

I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be Dinner Time.

I Interviewed Matt [stone] And Trey [parker], Actually, And I Got To Ask Them Questions. I Love Them Deeply Because They Appeared Dressed As J-lo And Someone Else [who Had Worn The Same Scandalous Dresses The Year Before At The Oscars]. They Confessed They Were On Acid.

John Cleese Once Told Me He'd Do Anything For Money. So I Offered Him A Pound To Shut Up, And He Took It.

We Never Have That Thought! The Whole Object Is To Bite Off More Than You Can Chew. John [du Prez] Always Says, Eric Thinks Of Something Completely Insane And Insists We Go In That Direction. It's The Correct Way To Look At Things And The Correct Place To Start, I Think.

People Can Tell The Truth Much More Freely When They're Apparently Lying.