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If Anything Can Survive The Probe Of Humour It Is Clearly Of Value, And Conversely All Groups Who Claim Immunity From Laughter Are Claiming Special Privileges Which Should Not Be Granted.

If You're Famous, You Have To [be Overly Generous], Otherwise People Say, "eric Idle Came In And Only Left Me $4." I Always Tip More Than People Expect.

Life Took Over 4 Billion Years To Evolve Into You, And You've About 70 More Years To Enjoy It. Don't Just Pursue Happiness, Catch It.

Of The Sparkling Wines, The Most Famous Is Perth Pink. This Is A Bottle With A Message In, And The Message Is "beware". This Is Not A Wine For Drinking; This Is A Wine For Laying Down And Avoiding.

People Can Tell The Truth Much More Freely When They're Apparently Lying.