I Don't Like Animation. I Hate Animation,

When I Was 23 I Started Writing For I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again And Was Paid Three Guineas For Every Minute's Airtime.

I Get To Be The First Doctor In The Family [because Of The Honorary Degree They're Giving Me].

I Don't Necessarily Know Much About Comedy, I Don't Spend A Lot Of Time Watching It. Mainly Because All My Life For About 50 Years I've Had Comedy.

You Could Feel The Place Going Crazy Because We Hadn't Been On Stage Together For Maybe 35 Years And The Audience Could Just Feel Us In The Darkness Come On And They Went Nuts. It Made The Little Hairs Stand Up On The Back Of My Neck And We Sang Sit On My Face, Which I Thought Was Wonderfully Appropriate For George's Memorial, And Then We Bowed And We Showed Our Bare Asses.

If Anything Can Survive The Probe Of Humour It Is Clearly Of Value, And Conversely All Groups Who Claim Immunity From Laughter Are Claiming Special Privileges Which Should Not Be Granted.