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I Live In A Spanish-style Hillside Home In Los Angeles, California. I Paid $900,000 In 1995. It's Perhaps Worth About $3m Now. Thankfully, I Paid Off My Mortgage Before The Crash Because I Could See It Coming. I Worried That I Would Be Caught Having To Pay Off A Very High Mortgage For A House I Couldn't Sell.

My Wife, Tania, Is Very Big On Dogs, So I'm Always Paying Out To Animal Charities.

I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just Vestigially Left Over From Doing Stuff From Before.

Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are Now Living In The Post-ironic Age. Once George Bush Gets A Library, Our Irony Is Dead.

I Used To Collect Persian Rugs And Real Estate - You Should Be Able To Walk On And Live In Your Money. I Had To Give Up The Rugs Because I'm Allergic To Mould.