I Listen To The Audience And Try

The Next Step Will Be For The Colonists On Mars To Throw Off The Hand Of The United States. There Will Be This Wonderful Historical Irony. When The People On Mars Write A Declaration Of Independence Saying, 'we Hold These Truths To Be Self-evident...', The Us Will Be Rather Pissed Off.

I Like Doing Live Things And Plays. You Can Perfect The Laugh Or Extend The Laugh, You Can Get Them On A Roll. Versus Improv, Which I Hate. Put It All Together. They're More Vignettes. Improv Makes Me Slightly Anxious Because I Feel For Them.

Life Is A Comedy When Watching And A Tragedy When Experiencing. I Try And Share Anything I Have.

The Dreadful Thing About Getting Older Is You Cry At The Drop Of A Hat.

I'm Not Careful With My Money At All These Days. I Buy People A Lot Of Dinners!