Filming A Pirate Film Is Always Good

I Used To Have A House In London, But Couldn't Face 20 More Years Of St John's Wood In The Rain.

What's Brown And Sounds Like A Bell? Dung!

The Dreadful Thing About Getting Older Is You Cry At The Drop Of A Hat.

People Can Tell The Truth Much More Freely When They're Apparently Lying.

They're A Typical Hollywood Audience. All The Kids Are On Drugs And All The Adults Are On Roller Skates.