I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be

Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones, But Words Will Make Me Go In A Corner And Cry By Myself For Hours.

No Day Of My Life Passes Without Someone Saying The Words 'monty Python' To Me. It's Not Bad.

I'm Not Careful With My Money At All These Days. I Buy People A Lot Of Dinners!

I Never Think In Terms Of Target Audience. I Try To Write What Makes Me Laugh, So I'm The Target Audience. I Guess I Just Hope There's Another Person In America Like Me.

People Can Tell The Truth Much More Freely When They're Apparently Lying.