I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be

John Cleese Once Told Me He'd Do Anything For Money. So I Offered Him A Pound To Shut Up, And He Took It.

I Used To Have A House In London, But Couldn't Face 20 More Years Of St John's Wood In The Rain.

I've Always Found Bad Films More Enjoyable Than Good Ones.

Filming A Pirate Film Is Always Good Fun, With Ships And Indecent Clothing.

I Don't Like Animation. I Hate Animation, Actually.