Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are

If You're Famous, You Have To [be Overly Generous], Otherwise People Say, "eric Idle Came In And Only Left Me $4." I Always Tip More Than People Expect.

People Can Tell The Truth Much More Freely When They're Apparently Lying.

You Could Feel The Place Going Crazy Because We Hadn't Been On Stage Together For Maybe 35 Years And The Audience Could Just Feel Us In The Darkness Come On And They Went Nuts. It Made The Little Hairs Stand Up On The Back Of My Neck And We Sang Sit On My Face, Which I Thought Was Wonderfully Appropriate For George's Memorial, And Then We Bowed And We Showed Our Bare Asses.

Life Is A Comedy When Watching And A Tragedy When Experiencing. I Try And Share Anything I Have.

I Didn't Want To Be Big Mr. Ego Walking Around.