Life Is A Comedy When Watching And

Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are Now Living In The Post-ironic Age. Once George Bush Gets A Library, Our Irony Is Dead.

Elvis Saved My Life When I Was 13 Or 14. He Saved All Our Lives.

A Nod's As Good As A Wink To A Blind Bat!

I Try To Not To Be A Celebrity As Much As Possible.

At Cambridge, You Have To Kiss The Vice-chancellor's Fingers. But I Missed Out On That, 'cause I Was Doing A Matinee. I Don't Want To Kiss A Strange Man's Fingers Anyway.