Life Is A Comedy When Watching And

Writers Tend To Suffer From Back Problems Because They Spend Their Time Bent Over A Desk.

I Will Jump On Anybody's Private Plane At The Drop Of A Hat. I'm An Old-fashioned Lower-middle-class Boy.

Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are Now Living In The Post-ironic Age. Once George Bush Gets A Library, Our Irony Is Dead.

Subversion Is What I Do.

I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be Dinner Time.