Forget Your Opponents; Always Play Against Par.

I've Said A Thousand Times, You Can't Go Into A Shop And Buy A Good Golf Game.

Those Who Go Along Get Along.

Most People Who Play Golf Have One Big Trouble: They Think Too Much. To Get Any Real Mileage Out Of This Game You've Got To Sit On Your Imagination.

Golf Tip: Lay Off For Three Weeks And Then Quit For Good.

I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To Wrestle A Football.