Forget Your Opponents; Always Play Against Par.

I Shot A Wild Elephant In Africa Thirty Yards From Me, And It Didn't Hit The Ground Until It Was Right At My Feet. I Wasn't A Bit Scared. But A Four Foot Putt Scares Me To Death.

Practice Puts Brains In Your Muscles.

The Three Things I Fear Most In Golf Are Lightning, Ben Hogan And A Downhill Putt.

I've Gotten Rid Of The Yips Four Times But They Hang In There. You Know Those Two-foot Downhill Putts With A Break? I'd Rather See A Rattlesnake.

When I Ask You What Club To Use, Look The Other Way And Don't Answer.