In Golf, As In Life, You Get

The Only Reason I Ever Played In The First Place Was So I Could Afford To Hunt And Fish.

There Is An Old Saying: If A Man Comes Home With Sand In His Cuffs And Cockleburs In His Pants, Don't Ask Him What He Shot.

Never Let Up. The More You Can Win By, The More Doubts You Put In The Other Players' Minds The Next Time Out.

The Only Place That's Holier Than St. Andrews Is Westminster Abbey.

That Little White Ball Is Always Staring Back At You, Daring You To Make A Mistake.