Golf Tip: Lay Off For Three Weeks

No Matter What Happens - Never Give Up A Hole....in Tossing In Your Cards After A Bad Beginning You Also Undermine Your Whole Game, Because To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.

What Did I Want With Prestige? The British Open Paid The Winner $600 In American Money. A Man Would Have To Be Two Hundred Years Old At That Rate To Retire From Golf.

Thinking Instead Of Acting Is The Number One Golf Disease.

That Little White Ball Is Always Staring Back At You, Daring You To Make A Mistake.

I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To Wrestle A Football.