To Win You Must Have Talent And

You've Just One Problem. You Stand Too Close To The Ball After You've Hit It.

Just Have A Coke Or Something And Watch The Boys Go Past.

Keep Close Count Of Your Nickels And Dimes, Stay Away From Whiskey, And Never Concede A Putt.

To Be Consistently Effective, You Must Put A Certain Distance Between Yourself And What Happens To You On The Golf Course. This Is Not Indifference, It's Detachment.

Good Golfing Temperament Falls Between Taking It With A Grin Or Shrug And Throwing A Fit.