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If I Had Cleared The Trees And Drove The Green, It Would've Been A Great Shot.

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

The Only Place That's Holier Than St. Andrews Is Westminster Abbey.

Golf Got Complicated When I Had To Wear Shoes And Begin Thinking About What I Was Doing.

I Hope I'll Never Get Too Old To Want To Take Part In This Event, And I Don't Think I Will Ever Age That Much.