I Was A Better Player At 50

Nobody Asked How You Looked, Just What You Shot.

I Give The Ball Some Sweet Talk. I Tell It That This Isn't Going To Hurt A Bit. I'm A Friend And All I'm Going To Do Is Give It A Nice Little Ride.

Grip The Club As If You Were Holding A Baby Bird.

Over The Years I've Studied The Habits Of Golfers. I Know What To Look For. Watch Their Eyes. Fear Shows Up When There Is An Enlargement Of The Pupils. Big Pupils Lead To Big Scores.

Just Have A Coke Or Something And Watch The Boys Go Past.