Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They

Keep Close Count Of Your Nickels And Dimes, Stay Away From Whiskey, And Never Concede A Putt.

If I Had Cleared The Trees And Drove The Green, It Would've Been A Great Shot.

Of All The Hazards, Fear Is The Worst.

But You Don't Have To Go Up In The Stands And Play Your Foul Balls. I Do.

Most People Who Play Golf Have One Big Trouble: They Think Too Much. To Get Any Real Mileage Out Of This Game You've Got To Sit On Your Imagination.