Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They

I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To Wrestle A Football.

I Shot A Wild Elephant In Africa Thirty Yards From Me, And It Didn't Hit The Ground Until It Was Right At My Feet. I Wasn't A Bit Scared. But A Four Foot Putt Scares Me To Death.

What Did I Want With Prestige? The British Open Paid The Winner $600 In American Money. A Man Would Have To Be Two Hundred Years Old At That Rate To Retire From Golf.

Never Let Up. The More You Can Win By, The More Doubts You Put In The Other Players' Minds The Next Time Out.

Good Golfing Temperament Falls Between Taking It With A Grin Or Shrug And Throwing A Fit.